Well, hello there, feel free, come on in!
God's upstairs making popcorn-
The Devil's in the basement makin' gin,
And although this testament hasn't yet been sworn-
The kernels, by Jove! are being born again!
But watch your step 'cause the National Atheists With Rifles Association is strewn about here too,
Snap! Crackle! Bop! Bang! Boom!
A new seasoning for popcorn-
I'm gonna be rich-who knew!
